{"id":9992,"date":"2023-03-31T15:24:53","date_gmt":"2023-03-31T22:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lindacollison.com\/?p=9992"},"modified":"2023-03-31T15:24:53","modified_gmt":"2023-03-31T22:24:53","slug":"stormy-wether-trumps-all-in-saturday-night-knife-gun-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madhatdesign.com\/newsite\/stormy-wether-trumps-all-in-saturday-night-knife-gun-club\/","title":{"rendered":"Stormy Wether trumps all in Saturday Night Knife & Gun Club"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Hell’s bells, it’s Stormy Wether,” said Tonto, sucking in his breath.<\/h2>\n

“You know<\/em> her? I said, then blew into the pocket mask. Her chest rose and fell compliantly.<\/h2>\n

He shot me a look as he pumped, circulating my breaths through her body. “Are you kidding me? Every man in town knows Stormy Wether. Or at least knows of<\/em> her. She’s renowned for her choreography.”<\/h2>\n

“Her choreography?”<\/h2>\n

“She’s a dancer down at the O.K. Corral.” Tonto finished the cycle of chest compressions and paused while I gave the celebrity two more breaths.<\/h2>\n

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Read ’em and weep. Stormy Wether is once more in the headlines and the shit Nurse Carson has to deal Trumps all.\u00a0 Almost makes me want to write a new episode to Nurse Kit Carson’s Knife & Gun Club<\/a>. More gun violence in the schools, car theft from hospital parking lots, staffing shortages — its all going down in High Plains. Stay out of trouble, folks. Lay low. Get on that east-bound stage, stranger.<\/h3>\n

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